Carter now has strep. I’m pretty sure I’ve got it again, too. We’ll see what urgent care says tomorrow (unless there’s someone in within reading and prescribing distance that wants to just call me in a z-pack…I’d rather run head first into a cage of angry opossums than go to urgent care). Lance and Heidi have pink eye, too. I think I do, but the jury is still out on whether or not I have anything at all or just a sweet case of conversion disorder. This got me to thinking. What the hell is wrong with us? I think I’ve found my answer:
We’re not sick. The process of zombification just takes a lot longer in the beautiful.
This isn’t because I haven’t cleaned enough. I HAVE (and by “I” I mean “Heidi”). This isn’t because we share drinks and never remember to finish all of the antibiotics we were given. It’s not because Casey licks door handles and Peyton licks Casey. Nope. This is zombification. It’s the only really to explain the slow death that has hit our house in the last two months. We’re turning into zombies.
Case in point: Check out our family pictures:
14 thoughts on “We’re not sick at all! Turns out, we’re just zombies!”
It's definitely not funny that everyone is sick again but your cartoon did make me laugh! Hope everyone is on the mend soon!!!
I'm so sorry Lexi!Doesn't make for a fun holiday weekend.Hope you all get better enough to enjoy the long weekend.Or just drink a lot and cry. That helps a lot too. 🙂
You guys DO look great for zombies though. So you've got that going for you.
At least you still have your sense of humor (and excellent graphics skillz). Now go wash down some penicillin with a frosty adult beverage for that sore throat.
I think it's having 4 kids, because we've been hit with every bug imaginable too! Good luck on getting rid of yours! LOVING the picture
They are. Abby only LOOKS like a zombie right now.
I don't drink. I take copious amounts of antidepressants, but it's not the same. It's just not.
And brains are much less expensive these days.
I heard green is in this spring. Sorry..nope that's coral and navy. Good news though no one is going to sell your organs on the black market. Every cloud has a silver lining right? heh.
I think that Abby looks like she's in a good mood to be a zombie. Seriously, I hope you are all better soon, because it's starting to be all summery, and you need to be able to enjoy it.
hahahaha- when you put in Navy, did you mean to hyperlink it to THE Navy?!
I'm still holding onto hope that I have heartburn that's making my throat sore. It hasn't really done anything, so that's good right? Lance is at urgent care right now. He probably has strep. It's not his fault, but I still want to murder him.
omg, i am laughing so hard i cant breathe!