How about….Mother's Day:The one day I shouldn't have to spend with my kids.Mother's Day:The one day my mom shouldn't be dead.Mother's Day;The one day that should be a week.Mother's Day:The one day that….oh blasted where did I put my antideppresents.Mother's Day:The one day that….wait what was I saying?Mother's Day:The one day that should be every month….like fast Sunday. Only without the fasting.
Lexi Mag 
amen
I'll second that!
My mimosa + your orange juice = CHEERS!!!!
It's funny 'cause it's true. I try to suppress that base desire every year… Happy Mother's Day anyway!
LOVE IT! And so true!
Can you tell my child that?
Haha…Agreed!
Amen!
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How about….Mother's Day:The one day I shouldn't have to spend with my kids.Mother's Day:The one day my mom shouldn't be dead.Mother's Day;The one day that should be a week.Mother's Day:The one day that….oh blasted where did I put my antideppresents.Mother's Day:The one day that….wait what was I saying?Mother's Day:The one day that should be every month….like fast Sunday. Only without the fasting.
Yeah, as soon as I finished my breakfast in bed the kids looked at me and said, "Get up, your day is over. Now I want chicken nuggets."
I SECOND that! 🙂 happy mothers day to you!