I wrote a poem about Abby. But I’m too afraid to post it because it might be as hideous as the one “I” wrote below (which reminds me, can you send animal parts in the mail?).
Melissa may or may not be an evil genius of epic proportions. Also, it’s SO on.
Moving on. So you see the ads over there? The google one changes based on what I do on the internet. It’s supposedly to help match my ads with the content of this blog. It might also have something to do with the words in the text of my blog as well (llama llama llama llama llama llama).
But for reasons unknown to me, I keep getting an ad that says “DUMP IT… with a quality trailer”. Uhm? What now?
I keep searching for llamas in hopes that it’ll get rid of my trailer ads. But I guess one thing is for certain. You can take the girl out of the trailer…
Anyways, if you’re interested you should click on it. Learn about trailers that dump stuff. Also, because every time you click on my ads, an angel gets his wings.
Can one of you Heber City people contact me? I’m in need of a valley-based minion. Thanks.