So for a year or so now I’ve had Misty’s amazing face in my sidebar along with some facts that I’ve come to learn about her. I’m sure it’s been a journey of self awareness for her as well. The time has come to retire that part of my sidebar (mostly because I can’t make her picture fit without it being too tiny or too distorted and HAS NOTHING TO DO with the fact that she’s lost more weight than I have in our little competition. None at all. ). So I thought that I’d review for everyone here the things we’ve learned about Misty before I take them down:
- She shaves down her fangs every six months
- Misty Kim eats clams and oysters whole
- Misty punched a bald eagle right in the face because it didn’t love America enough.
- Misty is ALL about women’s rights. So much so that she pees standing up just out of principle.
- Misty has the bite force that rivals great white sharks. She chews on rocks.
- She was born black and frequented the same plastic surgeons as the late Michael Jackson
- You know why Misty is SO nice and happy ALL OF THE TIME? So people won’t check her backyard for the bodies.
- They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Misty Kim killed the cat. Every single one of them
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself..oh and Misty Kim.
- misty sheds her skin twice a year.
- if a tree falls in the forrest, misty can hear it.
- she can roundhouse kick you right in the head
- she knows things about you
Lexi Mag 
Misty Kim sounds terrifying. I think I might just love her a little bit, if it's cool with you? =)
I thought with the title and the picture you picked this would be a post about how awesome I am. haha! nope! I'll be sad not to see new things about myself every so often! =)
Is Misty related to Chuck Norris?