You should see my house. You should see my waistline! There are so many other things I could be doing. But I’m not. I’m here because I LOVE you. And because one day I hope to get this blog of awesomeness sponsored because even though it’s kind of lousy and I really don’t put any thought or effort into it, I want to make large amounts of cash on it. It’s the American way. I swear it.


Aaaaand you’re welcome.