But not a life sized clone. Like one that was three feet tall so I wouldn’t be intimidated. I’d like her to wear a lab coat. She’d laugh at all of my jokes and get lost in my eyes. But that’s only because I’m a raging narcissist. I’d also like for her to be programmed… Continue reading I think I want a clone
He doesn’t sleep. He comes in at all hours of the night and tries to get in bed with us. When Lance has been banished to the couch because of his snoring, Casey sneaks in his spot. He’s like a hermit crab. But then he doesn’t go back to sleep. He’ll just lay there, his… Continue reading Autism is Hard
Got myself a BERATING letter today from one Misty Kim. You think I swear a lot? You haven’t seen anything. Just kidding. For some reason she wasn’t under ‘the girls’ on my blog list. I apologize, Misty, as you are one of my favorites of ‘the girls’. Seriously. You bring me milkshakes and don’t judge.… Continue reading My Apologies
I like the new look of my blog. Especially the “BE TRENDY” part. Because if there’s anything in this world that I totally am, is trendy.
I haven’t been funny lately. It’s a real drag. It’s like funny Lexi is hidden somewhere under the underside of my belly. The part I can no longer see but know it’s there because it’s constantly moving. It’ll never stop being like alien to me having this fetus roll around in there. Can we be… Continue reading
Just now as Casey was getting off the bus he turns to the bus driver and says, “it was a nice ride, Valerie!” and hops out. Perfection.
I do have a son. His name is Carter. Why don’t I have any pictures of him?