For My Friend Mandee During Her Hard Time:

I don’t know why bad things happen to good people. Mandee is a GOOD person. I hate being so far away from her, I feel powerless to console her in her time of grief.

Mandee can no longer drink mountain dew. It tastes bad to her now, I guess, that she can breathe through her nose. So in vicarious grief, I’ve come up with some ways to help her still get a daily serving of dew in her day.

1. Add it to your smoothies instead of milk or water. Seriously. One cup dew, frozen strawberries, a banana and yogurt. Mmmm boy.
2. Add it to your jell-o. Seriously. I did it. It rocks.
3. Add it to your cereal in the morning.
4. open one, let it get flat then blend it with ice- preferably ice you’ve made out of dew.
5. bathe in a tub of it, maybe get some through osmosis?
6. IV?
7. mix it into bisquik. dew waffles.
8. Mountain Dew apple dumplings?! Really! Check out the link:
9. Wow, I had no idea the wealth of information on cool dew recipes: dewcake!
10. Then, of course, my slushy stuff with mountain dew.

I hope it helps. I’m sending you sympathy card just as soon as I get to the post office. Which will probably be next year.

Nothing but love.

2 thoughts on “For My Friend Mandee During Her Hard Time:

  1. I can actually feel your the love permeating through the screen! What a great friend I have in you. I will try some of those remedies and get back to you on their success.

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