You want too much from me. “Dance Monkey!” you say. I get all nervous. YOu didn’t even give me a subject. Help me out here.

So here goes:

THere were two sausages laying in a frying pan and one says to the other, “boy oh boy is it ever hot in here” and the other sausage yells, “AHHHH! A TALKING SAUSAGE!”

If you’re not laughing now, give it time. This joke gets funnier all the time.